Pogo News 3/14/03
Want Peace? Well Shut My Mouth!
Hopefully our Chief Village Idiot will not destroy innocent Iraqi citizens and their homes while thumbing his nose at the U.N. Security Council's veto by France, the only country that has the guts to tell this fool to "GO TO HELL"!
If our troops do march into Iraq, I suggest that the official marching song be a children's camping song titled "If Your Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands" The following words are from an unknown lyricist:
If we cannot find Osama, BOMB IRAQ!
If the markets hurt you mama BOMB IRAQ!
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy BOMB IRAQ!
If the corporate scandals are growin', BOMB IRAQ!
And your ties to them are showin', BOMB IRAQ!
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin', BOMB IRAQ!
WHERE'S THE BEEF?
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Donald C. Meserlian, P.E., VOSI Chairman
Voices of Safety International