Pogo News 4/6/04

A Practical Definition of Politics & Politicians

The November election is about electing politicians and politics.

Pogo wants to contribute the following definitions of politics and politicians. Pogo hopes that this will serve as a guide to the quality of people they will be voting for in November. Hopefully they will choose the "lesser of the two evils of the evil empire" Both Bush and Kerry are members of "Skull and Bones", a 200 year old secret Yale society that has undue influence and control over affairs in both the U.S. and the world.

The present two political parties, Republicans and Democrats, and the politicians from both parties all feed at the same trough where powerful special interest corporations make their financial investment to insure that Amerika will provide all the government that corporations can buy. These two parties are really one and should be more accurately named the Republi-crat party (Republi-cr*p?).

Although Pogo believes that a third party candidate would make the best president, he would not have a snowball's chance in hell of being elected and the votes would be taken away from Kerry.

Therefore Pogo recommends that people vote for Kerry rather than Nader in order to dump America's Chief Village Idiot...Bush.

Politics Defined - Part I

A young child asked his father to explain what politics was. His dad explained it in terms of his family.

The father is the head of your family...he's the president.

Your mother administers the family finances and the family rules....that's the congress.

Nanny works for your family....she's the working class

You are ....the people.

Your baby brother is...the future.

The child was awakened by his baby brother's cries that night and upon investigating he found the baby had a loaded diaper. He went to his mother's room and found her asleep. Not wanting to disturb her he looked for his father and noticed the light was on in the Nanny's room. He looked through the keyhole and saw his father in bed with the nanny.

The next morning the child told his father that he now understood what politics was all about.

The president screws the working class. The congress is asleep. The public is ignored and the future is in deep sh*t!

Politics Defined - Part II

A Timely Story

Five surgeons are discussing who make the best patients on whom to perform operations.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered".

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded".

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order".

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would".

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable".

Hopefully the preceding will provide "aid and comfort" to both the citizens of America and her many enemies in the world and this treasonable statement will help make the world a better place in which to live for all people on earth

Donald C. Meserlian, P.E., VOSI Chairman (a.k.a. Pogo)
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